The voice, brains, elbows, and feet
behind 'Lolita's Burrito' - is not really
the 23 year old doley student muso hack
she pretends to be. This is a cunning
disguise to hide the fact that she is a
5,000 year old llama-tamer from the
Russian steppes, and the leader of The
Secret Organisation of the Fellowship of
the Bouncing Guava. She resides in an
intricate network of tunnels under the
Portobello end of the South Circular Road
with her menagerie of pygmy marsupials,
living on a strict diet of lotus petals,
cactus juice and Heinz 'weight-watchers'
beans on toast. She has devoted much of
her life to perfecting the ancient art of
milk-jug levitation and owns a sizable
collection of exotic elastic bands of
assorted sizes. She transmits her Xfm
show by telekinesis from the comfort of
her own hammock (which explains the
unholy mess she makes of it every week).
Her favourite colours are lilac and
cerise.
Monday nights 9pm & Saturdays 4pm.
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Watch
Lolo in RealVideo |
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| The
prototype for a new range of
wind-up Lolita dolls produced for
the Japanese market by the
'Stoner Slapper Corp.' |
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